Kyle Yeomans, 23, A strip club patron called cops yesterday to report that he was assaulted by an adult dancer after suggesting that she should “go to the gym and lose weight,” according to a South Carolina police report. Yeomans told the police that he was at Derriere’s Gentlemen’s Club in Myrtle Beach early Sunday when the 1:45 AM attack occurred. More after cut..
Yeomans recalled that the stripper was “annoying him and that she kept trying to talk to him and he was tired of it,” investigators noted. Yeomans told police that he was drunk at the time, Instead of getting annoyed, Yeomans “told the dancer that she should go to the gym and lose weight.” The stripper was a white female with long black hair. She weighed between 115-120 pounds, and older than 25 years old and wore “a muffin top.” said Yeomans
After receiving unsolicited fitness advice, the stripper allegedly “reached off the stage and struck Yeomans 4 times on his face,” police noted. Yeomans said he was then dragged out of Derriere’s by bouncers who were “unnecessarily rough with him.”
Yeomans, who waited about 17 hours to report the incident, had injuries on his face “consistent with his statement of being struck,” cops reported. Yeomans said that the injuries were caused by the stripper who “was hitting him while wearing a ring on her finger.”
Witness Joshua Hillian, Yeomans friend told cops that while he did not hear what Yeomans told the dancer, he did see her “strike the victim in the face 4 times.”
Asked if he wanted to press charges against the stripper, Yeomans replied that he “wanted nothing other than a report” to be filed. Still, an officer sought to follow up on the assault claim, but Derriere’s was closed when the cop stopped by Sunday evening.